Reasons why Pizzas are better than a Relationship

Whether or not you believe and accept it, we have got to tell you that guys are a bit of complex creatures. Yes, they are complicated and they are fixer uppers too. You can’t expect the guys in your life to come in perfect little packages at all. That never happens at all. They are a bunch of uncertainties and shocks-surprises that can hurt sometimes. But think of pizzas! They are not troublesome at all. All you need to do is order the pizza you like and they deliver it perfectly to you. Pizzas are perfect and you don’t have to wonder if they will have any surprises in them. They are definitely the perfect little things that are packed hot and ready to be eaten.

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If you look at a pizza, it will never tell you no! It will never tell you to eat something else. It will never tell you that you are making the wrong decision. Pizzas are very willing and they like to give themselves to you. They are uncomplicated and don’t have a fix on certain things. Guys are fixed to certain stuff though. They aren’t like pizzas at all! Guys will tell you what to and what not to do. You can stay single and enjoy your pizza than be stuck in an unwilling relationship.

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You don’t have to dress up for pizzas! How awesome is that? If you are in your jammies or if you are just wearing your old clothes, pizza doesn’t judge you. Even if your hair is curly, dirty, oily and unkempt, it’s not going to be a big deal at all. You don’t have to wear makeup or lipstick to impress the pizza! You can be yourself with the pizzas. Pizza understands that sometimes its fine to not care. But boyfriends don’t! You have got to look good, dress up, look civilized around your boyfriend. Pizza doesn’t expect you to be perfect at all.

Pizzas are warm, they look good and make sure they soothe you. Men aren’t warm all the time. The cold stares, the way he looks at you sometimes can seriously turn you crazy, right? Even when a pizza is cold, it will comfort you. Guys will never be able to comfort you when they aren’t in the right mood. Pizzas get you and make sure you are fine. It fills you up and makes sure you are happy when you consume it.

Everybody makes adjustments in a relationship. Yes, sometimes you don’t want the guy to take the trouble, so you go all the way to meet him. But after a few months into the relationship, guys take advantage of this! They make you understand that their schedule is more important than meeting you. They stop visiting you or they don’t take the efforts to pick you up anymore. They expect you to come and meet them. After a while it gets exhausting and irritating that you have to take the move all the time.

Lets just save all the drama and continue our relationship with pizzas! Pizzas are very understanding. Rain or storm, they love to be delivered to your doorstep. Unless you decide to go out, pizzas don’t force you to come visit them. You won’t have to fight with the pizza for coming late, for traveling or for you being tired of the relationship. It just doesn’t trouble you so much!

Men leave, pizzas don’t! Simple as that. You might have been left in the alter or maybe on the most special day of your life. Guys always have a reason to leave you. They just don’t find the relationship any better after a while. You might end up feeling that you are not worth enough for the men out there. Don’t worry, chuck the men and go to pizzas. They will never ditch you, they will never give excuses or dump you. The pizza will never stand you up or it will not let you down either. It will always be there with you for you!

Well, the comparison of pizza and relationship is crazy, right? Frankly, I think all the women out there would be able to relate to the comparison, because lets just say ‘It’s a girl’s thing’. So just praise pizzas and love them!

-Pavithra Ravi